{"id":9892,"date":"2026-06-10T10:42:00","date_gmt":"2026-06-10T07:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/en.tomanifesto.gr\/?p=9892"},"modified":"2026-06-10T10:42:00","modified_gmt":"2026-06-10T07:42:00","slug":"left-of-reality-by-dourou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/en.tomanifesto.gr\/?p=9892","title":{"rendered":"Left of reality by Dourou"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I will be a <b>candidate <\/b>on the united <b>candidate<\/b>&#8221; said Rena Dourou confidently, disregarding, as a genuine <b>leftist<\/b>, the reality.<\/p>\n<p>Dourou (the ) 1. the one who isolates herself &#8220;in the past, Rena only had friends, but slowly everyone made her a doula&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>2. the one who is not given the opportunity to participate in <b>event, organization, process<\/b> &#8220;it is unacceptable to be a doula by <b>contest singing<\/b> with the sole excuse that it is for children while I am middle-aged&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>3. the one who hopes against all odds &#8220;I like that you are a durou, but I&#8217;m afraid that with <b>white glue<\/b> you will hardly pass the Panhellenic exams&#8221;<\/p>\n<h3><b>The days of glory are now over<\/b><\/h3>\n<p><b><\/b>&#8220;I will be a candidate on the unionist ballot paper,&#8221; said Rena Durou confidently, unconcerned, as a true leftist, not caring about the reality that probably does not justify such hopes. Unfortunately, <b>Compa\u00f1era Rena<\/b> will have to accept that her days of glory are over and soon all of them will belong to the category of <b>descendants<\/b> of politics. <\/p>\n<p>The <b>president Tsipras <\/b>may not catch birds in the air, as Comrade <b>Alivisatos<\/b> had believed, but he certainly understands that he hasn&#8217;t half a reason to associate with the <b>Syriza and New Left<\/b> (which, if you put them together, are barely 1%). <\/p>\n<p>He may have nothing new to offer, but it&#8217;s certainly better to be photographed next to <b>Kufonikolakou<\/b>who still means nothing to anyone than next to <b>Tzanakopoulos<\/b>who means nothing good to most people.<\/p>\n<h3><b>Sink<\/b><\/h3>\n<p><b><\/b>The interpretation of the <b>vote <\/b>by acting president <b>Famello<\/b> was requested by comrade <b>Pappas<\/b>and since I don&#8217;t know if comrade Socrates has time, I will interpret it for him: <b>the ship is sinking and we are all jumping into the sea<\/b>, begging President Tsipras to throw us a life preserver to save us.<\/p>\n<h3><b>They sell him feta for 40 euros a kilo<\/b><\/h3>\n<p><b><\/b>&#8220;In the past I used to buy half a kilo of feta for <b>10 euros<\/b> and now for 10 euros I buy <b>250 grams<\/b>&#8221; said comrade <b>Nyfoudis<\/b> trying to show the painful consequences of <b>accuracy<\/b>, but finally succeeding in proving that when he buys feta cheese he is caught as a sucker and sold it for 40 euros a kilo.<\/p>\n<h3><b>Infinite audacity<\/b><\/h3>\n<p><b><\/b>&#8220;We have never questioned <b>polls<\/b>&#8221; assured Comrade <b>Glavinas<\/b>, refuting the quote (which Einstein probably never said) that &#8220;two things are infinite: <b>the universe and human stupidity<\/b>&#8220;. 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