“I will be a candidate on the united candidate” said Rena Dourou confidently, disregarding, as a genuine leftist, the reality.

Dourou (the ) 1. the one who isolates herself “in the past, Rena only had friends, but slowly everyone made her a doula”

2. the one who is not given the opportunity to participate in event, organization, process “it is unacceptable to be a doula by contest singing with the sole excuse that it is for children while I am middle-aged”

3. the one who hopes against all odds “I like that you are a durou, but I’m afraid that with white glue you will hardly pass the Panhellenic exams”

The days of glory are now over

“I will be a candidate on the unionist ballot paper,” said Rena Durou confidently, unconcerned, as a true leftist, not caring about the reality that probably does not justify such hopes. Unfortunately, Compañera Rena will have to accept that her days of glory are over and soon all of them will belong to the category of descendants of politics.

The president Tsipras may not catch birds in the air, as Comrade Alivisatos had believed, but he certainly understands that he hasn’t half a reason to associate with the Syriza and New Left (which, if you put them together, are barely 1%).

He may have nothing new to offer, but it’s certainly better to be photographed next to Kufonikolakouwho still means nothing to anyone than next to Tzanakopouloswho means nothing good to most people.

Sink

The interpretation of the vote by acting president Famello was requested by comrade Pappasand since I don’t know if comrade Socrates has time, I will interpret it for him: the ship is sinking and we are all jumping into the sea, begging President Tsipras to throw us a life preserver to save us.

They sell him feta for 40 euros a kilo

“In the past I used to buy half a kilo of feta for 10 euros and now for 10 euros I buy 250 grams” said comrade Nyfoudis trying to show the painful consequences of accuracy, but finally succeeding in proving that when he buys feta cheese he is caught as a sucker and sold it for 40 euros a kilo.

Infinite audacity

“We have never questioned polls” assured Comrade Glavinas, refuting the quote (which Einstein probably never said) that “two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity“. In the end, there are three infinite things as you have to add in the passaic audacity.